Like a virgin...

[the_other_green_seeker]

Who: Jadewing and SG Prime Soundwave (Kismet Loop verse)
Where: Jadewing's place
When: Some time after this game thread
What: Sounders is the awkwardest of virgins. He comes to Jadewing for advice and sexy times ensue.
Warnings: Very NSFW! There be robo-pornz and sticky sex under the cut so be ye warned. X3 (NOTE: This log is not game canon unless we later decide it is. X3)

Jadewing sat on the couch, idly skimming a datapad and waiting for his guest to arrive. The odd, alternate universe Soundwave he'd befriended had sounded even more awkward than usual when he commed, and had been reluctant to explain why over the airwaves, wanting instead to talk to Jadewing in person. Wondering what could possibly make the talkative mech so reticent, Jadewing had agreed. 

So now he was just killing time, waiting for the mech's arrival. And wondering what was taking a mech capable of both flight and groundbridging so long.

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[the_other_green_seeker]

Ahaha Jadewing had forgotten about Laserbeak. Soundwave carries symbiotes in any universe you dumb Seeker. Jadewing is about to comment on the drone's presence and ask that Soundwave... maybe send him off somewhere- he doesn't think this Laserbeak is sentient but he's taking no chances- when the tentacles come out.

The tentacles were... a surprise. But an interesting one. Less interesting and more unnerving when they curled all around him. "Well... that's new," Jadewing says. "Could you maybe reign them in a little? Them being sensitive won't do you any good if I can't move enough to take proper advantage of it."

[popculturecon]

Soundwave was so used to the symbiote being on him he just didn't think to remove it. It was roughly as sentient as a cat, there and abouts, and he just nebulously referred to it's gender as female, but it was just... a part of him. He'd have to be reminded to tell it to leave.

"Oh... yeah haha, sorry." He let them fall away, retracting them a little more. Up close they were clearly stupidly powerful attachments, but all protoform, no real armor on them at all.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing relaxed a bit when the tentacles withdraw somewhat. Seekers generally don't like being confined, and Jade is no exception. "Thanks," he said. "And could you, er... send your symbiote off to the other room while we do this? The door should open for it from this side."

[popculturecon]

"Huh? Oh!" And the little symbiote unlatched and silently flew out of the room. Barely a hum. That's not eerie.

"Haha, okay got it, sweet. So... like I've... never used these for anything like this before."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Not eerie at all no. But it needs more TIE-fighter engine noises. At least it's gone, though.

"Hmm... well I've never interfaced with a mech with tentacles before, so we're both experimenting here," he said. "Now let's see..." Jadewing began stroking the nearest tentacle, taking note that the feel of it's texture was rather like a spike. Interesting...

[popculturecon]

Soundwave can make TIE-fighter sounds if that's your thing, man.

He has no idea either, he usually keeps them housed and safe, and then only used the claw attachments. Messing with the actual material was... different stuff, he usually didn't. Impacts and charges were sent with the armored head.

He tensed a little, a surprised (and small) musical chrr escaping him.

"Oh..."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well his world's Laserbeak sounds kinda like a TIE, so...

Jadewing takes note of the reaction. "That feel OK?", he asks.

[popculturecon]

Nah, this one is SOOPER SPOOPY.

Yes that feels more than okay. There's a full body shudder through Soundwave, the other one attempting to curl around him, then going limp again because yes right he doesn't like that.

"Y-yeah. That's... that's great.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing's smirk returns then, smirkier than before. They had a winner. "Well, in that case..." Jade sits up, still kneeling straddling Soundwave's hips, and begins stroking the tentacle more confidently, occasionally kneading it gently with his fingers. Meanwhile, his other hand slides down the opposite tentacle to experimentally run his fingertips over and around its base, where it attaches to the rest of Soundwave.

[popculturecon]

He'd actually have to slip under armor to get at the root of his tentacles, those are firmly attached to protoform. Not a surprise, considering how the rest of them is unarmored. He isn't shy about making sounds either, and they're all... pretty interesting.

While he seemed considerably less alien in manners than his positive counterpart, the sounds were still... strange. Purring, deep and rumbling, something that was not his engine, and gentle, musical chrrs. He was pretty quick to move the tentacle in his hand too, demanding more of that and faster. As for the other, it was also just as demanding, and curled itself around his hand in a moment.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well those were some interesting sounds. But their meaning was still clear. And the deep rumbling, more vibration than sound, actually felt... really nice. Hmmm...

Far be it from Jadewing to deny such insistent tentacles. He strokes his hand over more of the area of the of the first tentacle, and shifts his hand a bit to knead the other one where it's wrapped around his hand. He tries to alternate the stroking and kneading, seeing if that has any added effect.

[popculturecon]

Interesting indeed, Soundwave was an odd bird no matter how you slice it. He shivered again, the apparent purring continuing unabated. At the very least it kept his motor mouth from running.

The deeper feeling seemed to stimulate it more. While the end result definitely wasn't going to be the same as rubbing at a spike, it was still fairly fascinating to see the lights blaze and pulse, and Soundwave's unashamed gasps and moans.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing certainly hoped it wouldn't be exactly the same; otherwise this would get very messy eventually. Hearing more ordinary gasps and moans join in with the other, odder sounds Soundwave is making is a somewhat surprising turn on. But Jadewing isn't going to argue.

Especially when he could be using his mouth for other things. As he continues to stroke and knead the tentacles, he leans in a bit, and places his lips right over one of those lights, suckling gently and teasing it with his glossa.

[popculturecon]

Well different strokes and all. Those little noises haven't ever been heard by anyone else ever before either, he's never done this with anyone in his life. The tentacle pumps into his hand happily, pressing against his fingers, begging him for contact.

The mouth seems to throw his brain on a loop though. That was... new... and weird, what happened here what was going on- They curled and twisted every which way, a sharp sound of surprise coming from Soundwave.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Once done here, Jadewing will need to explain to Soundwave about the wonders of 'self-service', which should also help him in learning about his body. But for now there are other things to explore.

Like the wiggly tentacles and the reason for their reaction. Jadewing removes his mouth, both unsure whether the reaction is positive or negative and not wanting to accidentally be smacked in the face. "You like that?", he asks.

[popculturecon]

He knew sort of how to do that, just... not the way most people would think. It involved a lot of really tiring work, alright?

"Yes!" Ohgoddon'tstop.

"Yes I like it!"

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing's smirk broadened. "Oh... well then...", he said and resumed teasing the light with his mouth. He also began specifically targeting the lights with his hands, letting his fingertips press into them a bit as he stroked and kneaded.

He wondered how much of this Soundwave could endure before his fans kicked on. It would be fun to see.

[popculturecon]

The biolights were all exposed circuitry so they were all sensitive, of course. He wasn't shy about demanding more either, the tentacle pretty much surged against his mouth, Soundwave making a keening trill.

As it turns out, not that much. His systems were warm enough and with a near silent whir, they clicked on.

[the_other_green_seeker]

The charge through the tentacle sent a charge though Jadewing as well revving his systems more than the gradual slow burn had til now.

He moaned softly against the biolight before lightly scraping his dental plates across it. That always drove him wild when someone did it to his spike, so hopefully it'd be just as much of a turn on for Soundwave.

Afterward he resumed the previous teasing with a bit more intensity, adding a bit more pressure with his hands as well, rippling his fingers over especially light-laden spots. He also carefully shifted one knee between Soundwave's legs pressing it against his interface panel to test how hot it was getting.

[popculturecon]

He really wanted to do something too, this all felt super one sided and fuck all if Soundwave knew what he was supposed to do here. Don't grab wings, right? Well... what if he just sort of... reached up and ran those skinny, pointed fingers over them?

There was a muffled whimper as he felt denta along the tentacle, the appendage pressing against his mouth insistently.

The panel was hot, lubricant seeping just a touch from the sides, and he bucked his hips into him sharply.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Running fingers over the wings seems like the right things to do as Jadewing moans softly against the tentacle again, especially when Soundwave strokes their leading edges. And the Seeker practically grins against the tentacle when it presses in for more of that denta action. He gives it another gentle scrape with his dentals before moving on to another nearby biolight, now adding the gentle, scraping nips to his teasing with lips and glossa.

The heat of Soundwave's panel, meanwhile, helps fire the heat spreading through Jadewing's own array. He presses his knee into the panel moving it a bit, as if to encourage Soundwave to open up. He wanted to see what this most unusual mech's equipment looked like.

[popculturecon]

Good, so don't grab, pet. He wondered idly if there were parts to just... pet on Blurr. Maybe that silly head antenna, considering he was a communications officer too. That should be sensitive right? He hoped so. But that could wait for later, right now he was feeling denta on his tentacle and that was enough to prompt another loud moan from him.

He worked his hips against him, panting a little, before with a click it slid aside. There was no spike housing, just a valve, illuminated by biolights. It didn't look like it'd ever seen use either, a considerably tight fit for someone as big as Jade. Soundwave didn't seem to be thinking about that though, just reaching down with one hand to eagerly start rubbing on exterior nodes.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing pause in his suckling of the tentacle to glance down at Soundwave's array, surprised to see no spike. That was unusual, but not unheard of. Jadewing had figured on a tight fit, since Soundwave was so narrow hipped, but he'd probably have to open him up a bit first, or this might be sort of painful for the younger bot.

Still, the sight of the valve was enough to make Jadewing's own panel pop open, his spike pressurizing quickly now that it was free from its confinement. While hardly the largest spike ever, it was quite a respectable size for a Seeker, and would almost certainly fill Soundwave up completely. Meanwhile Jadewing's own valve was well lubricated by this point as well and getting moreso.

"Hey," Jadewing said, his voice heated, "how about I work on your valve and you work on mine? Need to open you up a bit before I go in."

[popculturecon]

Uncommon, but not entirely strange, most likely simply due to his size, where on earth would a spike even go? His body had to pick one or the other, and chose a more streamlined option, it would have appeared. It fit in with the rest of him though, so it wasn't as if it was that alien of a sight.

He wasn't even thinking about any kind of discomfort, he was pretty damn happy right now, after all. Why would he be worried about this hurting? Even the sight of Jade's spike didn't phase him, he wasn't doing the logistics of how it'd fit, it looked normal to him.

"Huh?" He blinked hazily. "Howmi supposed t'do that?"

[the_other_green_seeker]

He would be worrying about it if Jadewing decided to go in with in preparation. It was going to be a tight fit either way, but with Jadewing's help it would be deliciously so, rather than painfully.

"Just do what you were doing to your valve to mine," Jadewing said. "And don't be afraid to get a finger or two up inside." Shifting his knee back so he was straddling Soundwave again, Jadewing brought one hand down to Soundwave's valve both stroking external nodes and sliding a finger up inside to circle around the interior. "Like this."