Like a virgin...

[the_other_green_seeker]

Who: Jadewing and SG Prime Soundwave (Kismet Loop verse)
Where: Jadewing's place
When: Some time after this game thread
What: Sounders is the awkwardest of virgins. He comes to Jadewing for advice and sexy times ensue.
Warnings: Very NSFW! There be robo-pornz and sticky sex under the cut so be ye warned. X3 (NOTE: This log is not game canon unless we later decide it is. X3)

Jadewing sat on the couch, idly skimming a datapad and waiting for his guest to arrive. The odd, alternate universe Soundwave he'd befriended had sounded even more awkward than usual when he commed, and had been reluctant to explain why over the airwaves, wanting instead to talk to Jadewing in person. Wondering what could possibly make the talkative mech so reticent, Jadewing had agreed. 

So now he was just killing time, waiting for the mech's arrival. And wondering what was taking a mech capable of both flight and groundbridging so long.

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[popculturecon]

Look, the important thing was that he was working on it, alright. He got there when he got there, face mask firmly over his face, as it tended to be whenever he left the house. Good luck guessing if he's doing it to hide something or just because he feels like wearing it.

"Hey! Sorry about waiting, I got a little caught up with something, haha!" Ground bridged right in like it wasn't an issue (probably because to him it wasn't). Would have taken a lot longer otherwise, his alt mode wasn't that good at speed.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing jumped slightly as Soundwave just groundbridged into the room. Granted it wasn't entirely unexpected for him to do something like that, but it was still startling. Jadewing just turned off the datapad and gestured for Soundwave to have a seat.

"You know, you may want to pop in outside from now on," he said. "Wouldn't want you to accidentally become fused with a table or something if I decide to rearrange my furniture."

"Anyway, what was it you wanted to talk about that you couldn't mention even on a secure channel?"

[popculturecon]

"Oh man, sorry, I keep forgetting you guys aren't used that." Which means he'll probably keep doing it until he goes crying to KO with a table fused to him.

Oh wow, you know, it's even harder to talk about it here, why did he do this. There's an awkward titter from him as he just sort of fusses with his fingers.


"Well like! Like... Like I know a guy, we're rooming together, and like he's really cute likereallycute and like... well he's like... you know how you like know a person has done stuff? You know like stuff. And you just know but you've done like no stuff ever but you can't tell that guy you haven't done stuff or he'll think you're a big dumb nerd and then you go to do stuff with that guy and then like he finds out you suck at it and never talks to you again and like-"

Soundwave, contain yourself.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Probably, yes.

It was only millions of years of deciphering Cloudkicker's 'train of thought' rambles that allowed Jadewing to make sense of what Soundwave's saying.

"So you've got a crush on your roommate, Blurr," Jadewing cut in, hopefully forestalling further rambling in this batch. "You've never interfaced before, and you need some tips, and possibly practice, in case something comes of it. That about cover it?"

[popculturecon]

WOW WHEN IT'S SAID OUT LOUD IT SOUNDS REALLY EMBARRASSING. There's a loud vent from him.

"Yeah kinda." And his voice is exceptionally high.

"I mean like I get if you're busy and stuff and can't or like think I'm mega gross which is totally okay too I don't blame you but like I totally can't tell Knock Out or Breakdown because I think they're super serious with each other and I can't tell Wing and Drift because oh my god no I really can't tell Wing and like I can't tell the mini and I can't tell Bumblebee and I can't tell Bulkhead either all because I don't know them at all and I'm pretty sure Bee still thinks I'm robot Hannibal Lector and-"

Any time now, Soundwave.

[the_other_green_seeker]

"Soundwave," Jadewing interrupts. Because if he doesn't interrupt the rambling will never end, he can tell. "Relax. I'll do it. Been awhile since I had a good frag anyway."

"Better get you a drink or something first, though," Jadewing says, getting up and crossing the room to the storage cupboard. "You need something to relax you or you'll be rambling on all night, and we'll never get to the fun part."

Jadewing pulled out a cube of highgrade, pouring a small glass each for himself and Soundwave before replacing the cube. "Here," Jadewing says. "Just sip it slowly. This'll help take the edge off."

[popculturecon]

Oh. Well then. He was still tense as all hell, and the loud, stupid, awkward laughter that comes after that makes it obvious. But at least all the jabber stopped.

For now.

He removes the visor, his optics overly bright and his expression a forced, stupid smile. It's not that he's upset (he's not), this just has to be the most painfully difficult thing he's ever done. Never wanted to interface with anyone before.

"Yeah! Sure, we'll.. just... like settle down for a while."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing nods, sitting down with Soundwave on the couch and sipping his own cube. "Good," Jadewing said. "Now; the basics. I'm assuming you already know what parts of your anatomy go where and the basic mechanics of 'how it's done', right?"

That's something that almost certainly would have been taught at some point, but it didn't pay to assume anything with first timers, especially one as nervous as Soundwave.

[popculturecon]

"Ugh, duh I know that part I was taught all the stupid anatomical pieces." Having it was easy. It was the nuances of it that were difficult.

"Like all that's super basic but it's gotta be like... more complex than that."

[the_other_green_seeker]

"Well, not so much the actual deed," Jadewing said. "That's pretty basic. It's the lead up where things tend to get complicated."

"If and when you and Blurr decide to do it, you'll wanna discuss things beforehand and probably after too," Jadewing says. "When you're with a new partner, you need to feel each other out a bit, find out what the other likes and dislikes, what your limits are, who likes to be on top, stuff like that. Unfortunately the only real way to figure that out is trial and error. The first couple times probly are going to be awkward. But it's worth the effort to have a partner who knows what you want in the berth."

"I plan to give you a pretty thorough introduction to the basics if I can though," he says. "So hopefully by the time we're done here tonight you should have at least a rough idea of what revs your systems and what doesn't."

[popculturecon]

"Well yeah like that's what I meant..." Don't get complicated man.

"Well like that doesn't sound too hard. I can totally do that just... like kinda trial and error and like sensitive zones shouldn't be that hard to find like he'll tell me and stuff right?"

Tell him it's not going to be flying blind the whole time.

[the_other_green_seeker]

"He should, yeah," Jadewing said. "Though finding a really sensitive spot tends to get a pretty obvious reaction, even if he doesn't say it outright. As long as both of you are honest with each other, you should learn your way around him eventually."

Jadewing finished the last of his high grade. "Now...", he said, "just let me know when you're ready to head to the berth. And don't worry about messing up with me; I'll walk you though it til you start getting a feel for things."

[popculturecon]

"Yeah... yeah okay just as long as it's like not some huge secret or anything."

He chugged the rest of his, dropping the cube shortly after. It would take a moment for it to actually sink in, but he was going anyway.

"Yeah sure! No problem, lets go!"

[the_other_green_seeker]

"Nah, nothing's a secret, really, " Just... undiscovered, some of it."

Jadewing ignored the dropped glass. Best get this guy in the berth before he changes his mind. "Follow me , then," Jadewing said, and led the way back to his berth room. It wasn't anything spectacular, but it was comfortable, the berth well-padded and wide enough to accommodate a Seeker's wings.

"Sit," Jadewing said, closing the door behind them. "Or lie down. However you're more comfortable. Then we'll get started"

[popculturecon]

Well good to know, he'd remember that.

He headed after him, forgetting his visor in his rush, but perhaps that was for the best. He was sure interfacing with a creepy faceless guy wasn't a lot of fun anyway.

As for the berth, he totally just flopped right down in it, long legs and arms everywhere, slumped back in it like his usual graceless self.

"Okay so like now what.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Definitely for the best, yes.

Jadewing smirked a bit at the question before climbing into the berth himself, half kneeling and straddling Soundwave's narrow hips. "Now," Jadewing said, "now we begin your lesson." And with that he leaned down and planted a firm kiss on Soundwaves lips, his hands moving to begin gently caressing the panels of Soundwave's wings.

[popculturecon]

One of the most awkward things about Soundwave was unlike other fliers, his arms were his wings. It was a small problem, merely in the fact that his odd biology left his wings wanting for sensation. After all, can't go getting overloads from other enthusiastic hand shakes. He jerks a little but other than that, not much there, but man he does know about seeker wings.

When you accidentally grab Starscream's wing in public to get his attention you learn about Seeker wings. So he just reaches up and grabs Jadewings.

[the_other_green_seeker]

See this is why the feeling out of a new partner is needed. Once Jadewing notices that he's not getting much reaction there, he prepares to move on to something else.

Until, that is, Soundwave picks that moment to grab his wings, prompting a gasp from the Seeker that breaks the kiss, but it's as much surprise as anything else. "You don't waste time, do you?", Jadewing asked. "Not that I'm opposed to playing rough, but save that for later, if you want. When you're just getting warmed up, stroking the wings is good with a Seeker. But you gotta watch the gabbing. That's a dominance gesture among Seekers and some might not appreciate it."

Now, moving on. Soundwave is a communicator. Where would they be sensitive? Antenna maybe? Jadewing resumes the kiss, then brings one hand up to gently run his fingertips over the antenna on Soundwave's helmet, observing carefully for any reactions.

[popculturecon]

Trial and error! Soundwave isn't quite the same as nearly every other flier out there, so this was going to be a hard one.

Oh... right, maybe that was why Starscream had flustered around and yelled, dominance gestures were probably pretty startling to the old bot. He was so vanilla. "Fragit, sorry, I just remember Starscream getting all puffy when I grabbed his once, I thought it just felt really nice..." After all he acted like the younger officer had done something akin to groping his panel so...

There was a musical titter at the touch to the sharp points on his helm, and he did tilt his head into them, but by the dimming of his optics and the lazy smile, it might be less sexual and more just a pleasant massage.

Well it was one step.

"Hey... okay this is gonna sound weird, but I got something that might do something."

Moving this over a bit because text squish. X3

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing moaned as Soundwaves fingers found his valve. They did feel a bit different, but being long and pointed allowed them to access nodes that were hard to get to for thicker fingered mechs, and Jadewing found himself enjoying it, his valve cycling down lightly over Soundwave's fingers.

Jadewing meanwhile, worked his finger further into Soundwave's valve, working it open as far back as he could go before adding a second finger and repeating the process, rewarding the near desperate hip roll with a two fingered stroke of the inside of Soundwave's valve and a light squeeze to the tentacle still in his hand. A bit of transfluid leaked from the very tip of his spike, anticipating that hot, tight little valve.

oki doki

[popculturecon]

He could work with this. He'd never gone in deeply into his own valve, and that much would become evident. There was a 'hic' from Soundwave as Jade found his seal, still firmly intact in there, and his valve cycled down sharply around him, the skinnier mech working his hips a little. He wasn't sure what to make of that, nervousness blossomed now. It wasn't uncomfortable just... different.

Re: oki doki

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing moaned again as Soundwave's valve cycled down hard around his fingers. He could feel the younger mech's seal, just with his fingertips. His fingers didn't have the force necessary to puncture it though. That's what his spike was for. That would doubtlessly sting a little, but it'd be over in a moment.

Jadewing added a third finger to Soundwave's valve, working him open just a bit more. Three fingers should open Soundwave up enough to accommodate the Seeker's spike without additional discomfort. "Mmmmm.... you're so hot and tight," Jadewing half moaned. "This is going to be great..."

[popculturecon]

He kind of forgot that seal breaking was necessary. Yeah everyone else had made a big deal out of it but he'd never been a part of that scene, like ever. He just heard friends cracking up about it. He never had a spike so he never bothered to get in on the idea. Best not to spread around he was missing one half of his interface equipment.

"It'snotgonnahurtisit" That was his only concern. He was still very aroused, he still wanted it, but who else wasn't nervous during their first time?

[the_other_green_seeker]

"Probly sting a bit," Jadewing said. "But only for a few seconds. Wouldn'tve been too fun for you if I hadn't opened you up a bit first, though. Well worth it, trust me."

And the more that tight little valve clenched around his fingers, the more urgent it became to get his spike in there instead. Another droplet of transfluid leaded from its tip and it twitched eagerly, starting to throb with the pressure behind it.

"Mmmm... ready?", Jadewing asked, hoping the answer was yes.

[popculturecon]

It was about as open as he was going to get too, all things considered. Considering the size of his frame, he'd always be a tight fit for anyone who was thicker than he was (which was essentially anyone). Maybe Blurr was a pretty safe bet. "okayyeahthatmakessnese" Calm down, yo.

"As ready as I'll get..." He didn't want to sit here and wait all night to feel 'readier'.