Like a virgin...

[the_other_green_seeker]

Who: Jadewing and SG Prime Soundwave (Kismet Loop verse)
Where: Jadewing's place
When: Some time after this game thread
What: Sounders is the awkwardest of virgins. He comes to Jadewing for advice and sexy times ensue.
Warnings: Very NSFW! There be robo-pornz and sticky sex under the cut so be ye warned. X3 (NOTE: This log is not game canon unless we later decide it is. X3)

Jadewing sat on the couch, idly skimming a datapad and waiting for his guest to arrive. The odd, alternate universe Soundwave he'd befriended had sounded even more awkward than usual when he commed, and had been reluctant to explain why over the airwaves, wanting instead to talk to Jadewing in person. Wondering what could possibly make the talkative mech so reticent, Jadewing had agreed. 

So now he was just killing time, waiting for the mech's arrival. And wondering what was taking a mech capable of both flight and groundbridging so long.

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[the_other_green_seeker]

Definitely for the best, yes.

Jadewing smirked a bit at the question before climbing into the berth himself, half kneeling and straddling Soundwave's narrow hips. "Now," Jadewing said, "now we begin your lesson." And with that he leaned down and planted a firm kiss on Soundwaves lips, his hands moving to begin gently caressing the panels of Soundwave's wings.

[popculturecon]

One of the most awkward things about Soundwave was unlike other fliers, his arms were his wings. It was a small problem, merely in the fact that his odd biology left his wings wanting for sensation. After all, can't go getting overloads from other enthusiastic hand shakes. He jerks a little but other than that, not much there, but man he does know about seeker wings.

When you accidentally grab Starscream's wing in public to get his attention you learn about Seeker wings. So he just reaches up and grabs Jadewings.

[the_other_green_seeker]

See this is why the feeling out of a new partner is needed. Once Jadewing notices that he's not getting much reaction there, he prepares to move on to something else.

Until, that is, Soundwave picks that moment to grab his wings, prompting a gasp from the Seeker that breaks the kiss, but it's as much surprise as anything else. "You don't waste time, do you?", Jadewing asked. "Not that I'm opposed to playing rough, but save that for later, if you want. When you're just getting warmed up, stroking the wings is good with a Seeker. But you gotta watch the gabbing. That's a dominance gesture among Seekers and some might not appreciate it."

Now, moving on. Soundwave is a communicator. Where would they be sensitive? Antenna maybe? Jadewing resumes the kiss, then brings one hand up to gently run his fingertips over the antenna on Soundwave's helmet, observing carefully for any reactions.

[popculturecon]

Trial and error! Soundwave isn't quite the same as nearly every other flier out there, so this was going to be a hard one.

Oh... right, maybe that was why Starscream had flustered around and yelled, dominance gestures were probably pretty startling to the old bot. He was so vanilla. "Fragit, sorry, I just remember Starscream getting all puffy when I grabbed his once, I thought it just felt really nice..." After all he acted like the younger officer had done something akin to groping his panel so...

There was a musical titter at the touch to the sharp points on his helm, and he did tilt his head into them, but by the dimming of his optics and the lazy smile, it might be less sexual and more just a pleasant massage.

Well it was one step.

"Hey... okay this is gonna sound weird, but I got something that might do something."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing snickered at the mental image. "Yeah, that'd be pretty startling alright," he said. "Just take it as a rule of thumb that you want to be gentle with a Seeker's wings. Some mechs like that sort of thing, but you can't assume."

The reaction to the touches on his antenna was noted. Not quite what he was going for, but it was a start. Besides, what was just pleasant now might be more intense once he'd been revved up a bit.

"Hmmm... OK, whatcha got?", Jadewing asked.

[popculturecon]

"Like it wasn't like I meant to scare him or paw at him or anything he's all... old and stuff. But like I just wanted his attention and he was all 'blah blah blah science I'm so smart and Megatron needs to know this Soundwave please pay attention' and like I just grabbed him." Weirdo.

With a click, the housing on his midsection under Laserbeak (WHO WAS STILL THERE) slid open, and two thick, yellow illuminated white tentacles just... popped right out. He seemed to have a better idea of what to do with these and curled them alllll around Jade.

"These are pretty sensitive."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Ahaha Jadewing had forgotten about Laserbeak. Soundwave carries symbiotes in any universe you dumb Seeker. Jadewing is about to comment on the drone's presence and ask that Soundwave... maybe send him off somewhere- he doesn't think this Laserbeak is sentient but he's taking no chances- when the tentacles come out.

The tentacles were... a surprise. But an interesting one. Less interesting and more unnerving when they curled all around him. "Well... that's new," Jadewing says. "Could you maybe reign them in a little? Them being sensitive won't do you any good if I can't move enough to take proper advantage of it."

[popculturecon]

Soundwave was so used to the symbiote being on him he just didn't think to remove it. It was roughly as sentient as a cat, there and abouts, and he just nebulously referred to it's gender as female, but it was just... a part of him. He'd have to be reminded to tell it to leave.

"Oh... yeah haha, sorry." He let them fall away, retracting them a little more. Up close they were clearly stupidly powerful attachments, but all protoform, no real armor on them at all.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing relaxed a bit when the tentacles withdraw somewhat. Seekers generally don't like being confined, and Jade is no exception. "Thanks," he said. "And could you, er... send your symbiote off to the other room while we do this? The door should open for it from this side."

[popculturecon]

"Huh? Oh!" And the little symbiote unlatched and silently flew out of the room. Barely a hum. That's not eerie.

"Haha, okay got it, sweet. So... like I've... never used these for anything like this before."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Not eerie at all no. But it needs more TIE-fighter engine noises. At least it's gone, though.

"Hmm... well I've never interfaced with a mech with tentacles before, so we're both experimenting here," he said. "Now let's see..." Jadewing began stroking the nearest tentacle, taking note that the feel of it's texture was rather like a spike. Interesting...

[popculturecon]

Soundwave can make TIE-fighter sounds if that's your thing, man.

He has no idea either, he usually keeps them housed and safe, and then only used the claw attachments. Messing with the actual material was... different stuff, he usually didn't. Impacts and charges were sent with the armored head.

He tensed a little, a surprised (and small) musical chrr escaping him.

"Oh..."

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well his world's Laserbeak sounds kinda like a TIE, so...

Jadewing takes note of the reaction. "That feel OK?", he asks.

[popculturecon]

Nah, this one is SOOPER SPOOPY.

Yes that feels more than okay. There's a full body shudder through Soundwave, the other one attempting to curl around him, then going limp again because yes right he doesn't like that.

"Y-yeah. That's... that's great.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing's smirk returns then, smirkier than before. They had a winner. "Well, in that case..." Jade sits up, still kneeling straddling Soundwave's hips, and begins stroking the tentacle more confidently, occasionally kneading it gently with his fingers. Meanwhile, his other hand slides down the opposite tentacle to experimentally run his fingertips over and around its base, where it attaches to the rest of Soundwave.

[popculturecon]

He'd actually have to slip under armor to get at the root of his tentacles, those are firmly attached to protoform. Not a surprise, considering how the rest of them is unarmored. He isn't shy about making sounds either, and they're all... pretty interesting.

While he seemed considerably less alien in manners than his positive counterpart, the sounds were still... strange. Purring, deep and rumbling, something that was not his engine, and gentle, musical chrrs. He was pretty quick to move the tentacle in his hand too, demanding more of that and faster. As for the other, it was also just as demanding, and curled itself around his hand in a moment.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well those were some interesting sounds. But their meaning was still clear. And the deep rumbling, more vibration than sound, actually felt... really nice. Hmmm...

Far be it from Jadewing to deny such insistent tentacles. He strokes his hand over more of the area of the of the first tentacle, and shifts his hand a bit to knead the other one where it's wrapped around his hand. He tries to alternate the stroking and kneading, seeing if that has any added effect.

[popculturecon]

Interesting indeed, Soundwave was an odd bird no matter how you slice it. He shivered again, the apparent purring continuing unabated. At the very least it kept his motor mouth from running.

The deeper feeling seemed to stimulate it more. While the end result definitely wasn't going to be the same as rubbing at a spike, it was still fairly fascinating to see the lights blaze and pulse, and Soundwave's unashamed gasps and moans.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing certainly hoped it wouldn't be exactly the same; otherwise this would get very messy eventually. Hearing more ordinary gasps and moans join in with the other, odder sounds Soundwave is making is a somewhat surprising turn on. But Jadewing isn't going to argue.

Especially when he could be using his mouth for other things. As he continues to stroke and knead the tentacles, he leans in a bit, and places his lips right over one of those lights, suckling gently and teasing it with his glossa.

[popculturecon]

Well different strokes and all. Those little noises haven't ever been heard by anyone else ever before either, he's never done this with anyone in his life. The tentacle pumps into his hand happily, pressing against his fingers, begging him for contact.

The mouth seems to throw his brain on a loop though. That was... new... and weird, what happened here what was going on- They curled and twisted every which way, a sharp sound of surprise coming from Soundwave.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Once done here, Jadewing will need to explain to Soundwave about the wonders of 'self-service', which should also help him in learning about his body. But for now there are other things to explore.

Like the wiggly tentacles and the reason for their reaction. Jadewing removes his mouth, both unsure whether the reaction is positive or negative and not wanting to accidentally be smacked in the face. "You like that?", he asks.

[popculturecon]

He knew sort of how to do that, just... not the way most people would think. It involved a lot of really tiring work, alright?

"Yes!" Ohgoddon'tstop.

"Yes I like it!"

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing's smirk broadened. "Oh... well then...", he said and resumed teasing the light with his mouth. He also began specifically targeting the lights with his hands, letting his fingertips press into them a bit as he stroked and kneaded.

He wondered how much of this Soundwave could endure before his fans kicked on. It would be fun to see.

[popculturecon]

The biolights were all exposed circuitry so they were all sensitive, of course. He wasn't shy about demanding more either, the tentacle pretty much surged against his mouth, Soundwave making a keening trill.

As it turns out, not that much. His systems were warm enough and with a near silent whir, they clicked on.

[the_other_green_seeker]

The charge through the tentacle sent a charge though Jadewing as well revving his systems more than the gradual slow burn had til now.

He moaned softly against the biolight before lightly scraping his dental plates across it. That always drove him wild when someone did it to his spike, so hopefully it'd be just as much of a turn on for Soundwave.

Afterward he resumed the previous teasing with a bit more intensity, adding a bit more pressure with his hands as well, rippling his fingers over especially light-laden spots. He also carefully shifted one knee between Soundwave's legs pressing it against his interface panel to test how hot it was getting.